Vs Nagoya Grampus (home) 11/10/26 J League match 9

Kawasaki Frontale 1 - 2 Nagoya Grampus 

Fucking hell this was bad. After a couple of wins in the cups against lower league opposition we were back on league duty and absolutely shit the bed. This game was so bad that it has convinced me that this blog needs a new post tag. So with that in mind, along with the ‘atrocious ref’ tag that I’d forgotten about but which is very much being used for this game, I’ve now made an ‘atrocious performance’ tag that will also be used today. I did my best to obliterate any memories I had of this match in the pub after the game but unfortunately some still remain. But any discomfort I felt this morning was much more to do with a hangover from a truly shit football game, rather than from the beer. On a normal week, an awful game on a Sunday afternoon wouldn’t be as bad as an awful game on Saturday or even Friday night as there wouldn’t be as much remaining weekend for it to ruin. Sadly though, today is a public holiday, so instead of getting back to work, I instead had a day when all I could do was stew in the misery induced by such an awful match. Two terrible teams, one awful referee. If there was any justice this game would have finished 0-0 as neither team’s play in any way justified the scoring of a goal. I think I often say this, but a result where both teams lost would have been fairest. Instead, Nagoya walked away with a win, and I walked out of the stadium as soon as the final whistle was blown. After a few weeks of not being able to go to a match I was actually looking forward to this. But fuck me, it was horrendous. Praise the lord I have some reasons to look forward to Cerezo away next weekend. Please don’t for a moment think that any of those reasons have anything to do with football.

I have no real desire to dissect this match. I think the only things I need to say about our performance are that we never really looked like we would be able to score, (the goal we did get was extremely scrappy and basically a tap in. Anything other than a tap in to an empty net would have been way beyond our abilities), and when it came to defending it looked like we had decided we’d leave a one meter exclusion zone around any opposition players for fear or contracting some kind of airborne disease. I would mention marking for the first goal we conceded, but their players were all in so much space that I don’t think you can really call it marking. One nil down in the second minute. The fact that we were able to equalise so quickly might have given some hope that this was going to be an exciting match, but let’s be honest, the majority of the game was utterly dull. We had two shots on target. One was the goal and the other was presumably the only other chance in the game where it looked even slightly likely that we might score when Osa tried a nice chip late on in the game. That was it. The rest of the match didn’t see us shoot anywhere even slightly near on target. And we endlessly gave the ball away. Basically we were shit. Utter shit. Two fairly significant things happened, neither of which were shown clearly on DAZN. One of them I’ll go onto later in the ref section, but the other was where Wakizaka and Miura squared up to each other. Always a good sign when your own players are shoving and shouting at each other. Miura had failed to return the ball to Wakizaka in the previous passage of play and then went on to lose it, so presumably this is what it was about, but it was all pretty pathetic. My guess to what was said was that Wakizaka said to Miura something like ‘that was shit’ and Miura presumably said back something like ‘have a look at your own performance in this game?’ I wouldn’t have minded seeing both of them taken off at half time and replaced with players who weren’t trying to fight each other whilst ignoring their own shortcomings and didn’t have a teammate who they didn’t want to pass to on the pitch. Nothing else happened. We were cack. Ozeki came on and almost immediately let the ball pass right through him for their second gaol. But I’m not going to blame a sub for us playing so poorly. This match has left us in our usual eighth position in the league and on this showing, that is a massive plus, as I don’t think I’ve seen us play so badly for a long time.

There’s not much to say about Nagoya. They weren’t any good either. However, considering how bad we were I think a team of toddlers would have been able to take the three points. When it comes to the ref though, there’s a lot to say. I’ve long been sick of Sutani and his absolutely lowest ever level of ability when it comes to refereeing. In the game against Hiroshima he absolutely gave them all the decisions and I was questioning his appointment for the game as once again we got a (kind of) local ref for a game at the Pee Swing who seemed to hate us. However after this match it’s clear that I owe Sutani an apology. I should never have questioned his impartiality. The reason for him being terrible in the games we have with him is just that he is absolutely dog shit bad at his job. To make a comparison which will only make sense for me probably, there is a craft beer brewery from his home prefecture of Shimane called Iwami. Iwami are famous for creating their Iwami method of making beer which involves putting it in a fridge in a plastic bag for part of the brewing process, allowing people who don’t have the usual brewing equipment to make beer. The usual unfortunate outcome of the Iwami method though is that the beer is infected and more often than not undrinkable. Sutani is to refereeing what Iwami is to brewing. There’s a definite feeling that they are doing something wrong, the result is wildly variable and usually awful but occasionally something turns out partially acceptable, but it’s absolutely more by chance than by any kind of skill or judgement. The second missed incident on DAZN was a very significant one. On the 85th minute the ball CLEARLY hit the arm of a Nagoya defender. Everyone in the stadium saw it apart from one guy. Mikuriya on VAR presumably only had the DAZN feed because he didn’t notice it either. But it was absolutely clear cut robbery against us. We didn’t deserve to get anything from the match but this was a disgraceful decision, the ball hitting an outstretched arm in the box. In the first half when Marcinho was running to try to keep up with a lofted long ball, the ball hit him on his arm which was behind him as he sprinted. Sutani correctly gave a free kick. But when the same thing happened in the box right in front of him and he’s looking right at it, he doesn’t see it. An absolute simpleton of the highest order. Sutani and Mikuriya as the two main officials. Jeez, that is a terrible combination. But it wasn’t just this lack of a decision. It was the complete random factor of everything he did. Nagai’s horrendous foul on Pedro Romano on 11 minutes was only a yellow apparently even though there was a raised boot and no attempt to play the ball. Towards the end of the first half, a Nagoya player goes straight through Derik to get the ball. Free kick. A minute or so later Yamahara plays the ball and slides into a Nagoya player who is also challenging for it and immediately gets a yellow. Absolutely mind boggling inconsistency. Add to this the fact that the prick was constantly getting in the way of everything happening on the pitch. Maybe his eyesight is so bad that he has to get close to the qction or something. And his interesting interpretation of playing the advantage. Get fouled near your own box but the ball makes its way to another defender, definitely play the advantage even though you’re not actually attacking and are nowhere near even leaving your own half and are under pressure from the opposition so would clearly prefer a free kick. If a foul is committed as a player races across the half way line with hardly any defence ahead of him, bring it back for the free kick. Fucking hell he is an awful ref. So awful that he clearly stands out in a league where pretty much none of the refs seem to know what they’re doing. Even in a massive pile of turds, sometimes there is a turd that is stinkier than the rest. Bravo Sutani!

Maybe I’m crazy and none of these things happened. I didn’t see any mention of either the absolute nailed on penalty denial or the fisticuffs in any of the player or manager comments. I guess you wouldn’t expect that though, would you? At least there did seem to be an acknowledgment that we’d been absolutely cack though, which I guess is something. Whether this will cause anything to change, who knows. Today it was announced that Taniguchi has an injury so that’s another player unavailable. To be honest though, he hasn’t had a great season so far so maybe it’s not such a loss. But jeez we’re awful. It never really looks like we’ll score. it always looks like we’ll concede. It never looks like anything will change tactically. Every not awful result erases any hopes of us trying something different. To be fair, right now I’d settle for the same tactics and the change being that we just don’t play so fucking awfully. Players fighting amongst themselves is an interesting new wrinkle to the whole thing though. Don’t say they never try anything new. Hopefully there were some harsh words spoken after the game as something needs shaking up. If we’d got that penalty and scored it a lot of people would be happy about us coming back for behind and securing a wonderful draw against a team who had secured six points and scored seven goals in their previous eight games and had lost four in a row in the league. That would have made people happy! Maybe these people are better than I am, but I would have considered a late equaliser and one point a massive disappointment and a massive underachievement. Goddam this was awful. Next up Jubilo away on Wednesday in the Levain Cup and then Cerezo away on the league on Saturday.  

 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon (Yellow card 40') 
DF 4. PEDRO ROMANO 
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto 
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 97. DERIK LACERDA

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi (on for YAMAHARA 64')  
MF 16. OZEKI Yuto (on for YAMAMOTO 72')  
MF 19. KAWAHARA So
FW 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke (on for DERIK LACERDA 64')
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto 
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
FW 34. OSA Ryuki (on for MARCINHO 72')
FW 41. IENAGA Akihiro (on for WAKIZAKA 83')

Man of the match

 

There is only one man who this could go to and that man is…

FILIP UREMOVIC - absolutely in the right place at the right time to intercept Wakizaka and Miura as they shouted at each other. We can perhaps be grateful that Sutani didn’t think him getting between the two of them was a reason to send him off. Although it probably was another thing in the match that he didn’t notice happening. 

Goals

FUJII (Nagoya) 2' 0-1
WAKIZAKA (Frontale) 4' 1-1
YAMAGISHI (Nagoya) 73' 1-2

 

Highlights

 

Vs Tegevajaro Miyzaki (away) 8/10/26 Emperor's Cup third round

 

Tegevajaro Miyazaki 0 - 2 Kawasaki Frontale

I’m ashamed to say this was another game I had to miss. After doubling up on the youth games last weekend, I would have loved to go to Miyazaki for this match, but work and money got in the way. With this in mind, there’s not that much to write really. We scored twice, and that’s about all I know. Flashscore was pretty useless for this match. According to that site every shot in the match was on target from both teams and we only had 27% possession. Maybe these things are true but it doesn’t seem that likely. Athough Hasebe did seem to stress that we weren't very good in the his post match interview so maybe the stats were right! Next up, Nagoya Grampus at home on Sunday. I will be at that game so will probably have something more to say next time. 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 5. SASAKI Ashai
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC (Yellow card 31')  
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki 
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 97. DERIK LACERDA 

Subs

GK 21. HAYASAKA Yuki
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
MF 19. KAWAHARA So
MF 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke (Yellow card 72')  (on for DERIK LACERDA 65')  
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto (on for ITO 74')  
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon (on for MARUYAMA 83')
FW 34. OSA Ryuki (on for WAKIZAKA 83')
FW 41. IENAGA Akihiro (on for MARCINHO 74')
FW 93. KAYKE QUEIROZ

Goals

MARCINHO (Frontale) 12' 0-1
MIURA (Frontale) 50' 0-2

 

Highlights

  

Vs Roasso Kumamoto (away) 29/9/26 Levain Cup 2nd round

Roasso Kumamoto 0 - 1 Kawasaki Frontale

 

I really wanted to go to this game. The draw of a new stadium was strong. But equally strong was staying in employment. And given that we are going to have an insane 24 hour trip for Nagasaki away coming up in the next couple of months, this and next week’s Emperor’s Cup game away at Miyazaki were both a bridge too far unfortunately. Aside from a new stadium, the other great draw for me of cup games is the excitement of a potentially rotated team. That didn’t really happen much for this match and it’s no surprise as we seem to be spread quite thin at the moment due to us having the main team, the U21 team and the U18 team all sharing certain players. I never write much about games I’ve watched online. For this one I didn’t even have that luxury, so there’s not really anything worth saying from me. A blessed relief! All I have seen is the highlights and the stats. Neither looked particularly good but I guess it’s not a massive surprise as this seems to quite often be the way we deal with these kind of games. It's just a relief we managed to progress! Pleased to see Uremovic score. Also pleased to see Hasebe’s funky white belt. We’re through to the next round where we’ll play Jubilo. Sadly, I already know I won’t be able to go to that one either. Next up for the main team, Tegevajaro Miyazaki next Wednesday. Next up for me, the U21 game at Todoroki on Saturday. I’m quite looking forward to it!

Team 

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon (Yellow card 84') 
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 19. KAWAHARA So
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki 
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 97. DERIK LACERDA 

Subs

GK 21. HAYASAKA Yuki
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 4. PEDRO ROMANO
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento (on for YAMAMOTO 69')  
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto (on for ITO 79')  
DF 30. NODA Hiroto
FW 34. OSA Ryuki (on for MARCINHO 79')
FW 41. IENAGA Akihiro (on for MOCHIYAMA 79')
FW 93. KAYKE QUEIROZ (on for DERIK LACERDA 89')

Goals
UREMOVIC (Frontale) 58' 0-1

 

Highlights

 

Vs Kashima Antlers (home) 19/9/26 J League match 8

 

Kawasaki Frontale 3 - 3 Ashima Kantlers

Damn I hate Kashima. I won’t say that my Silver Week is ruined, but this definitely felt more like a loss, even though some people might have been elated by the late equaliser. Of course after they lost three league games in a row, it always looked like playing us was the perfect opportunity for Kashima to bounce back. So I suppose we can be happy that we at least ruined that for them. But goddam it, they are shit. And goddam it, they seem to keep getting away with being shit. With over a week off, (and quite a bit longer than that if you only consider league games), I’ve got the perfect opportunity to spend a long time writing a carefully crafted blog post. At the same time, I want to forget this match as quickly as possible so you’ll have to make do with the usual thrown together crap, which this time will be chock full of moaning about scummy Kashima and the useless referee and will only briefly talk about us.

Us - 

We threw away a lead again. I guess it goes without saying really as it seems like it’s something that we do so often that you might imagine it’s a contractual obligation. When the chairman was shopping around the club’s soul, he really should have held out for better terms. I was astonished to see that Yamamoto was the Man of the Match on Flashscore. Perhaps it was recency bias, but I thought he’d had a bit of a dodgy game, misplacing pass after pass, until he put in the admittedly great cross for our 90+7 minute goal. (Amusingly the match stats make him our best passer, so there is a high likeliness that I am talking out of my backside here. But Yamamoto did make one particular poor attempt at scoring which like the Mochiyama swing and a miss is lingering in my memory…). At the back, Miura, perhaps because he knew Sasaki was on the right so was less likely to take his spot, put in a classically shit Miura performance, going missing for most of Kashima’s good chances. The fact is though, that we totally dominated this game and should have won easily. I could probably list all the easy chances we missed, (sometimes actually missing the ball completely), but as that would require me watching the game back again, I won’t do it. If you score three times in a match and don’t win, it’s a bit of a problem. But then if you look at the bench it becomes clear that we’re just about hanging in there when it comes to putting together match day squads. Maybe we thought it would be useful to have two centre backs on the bench in case we decided to go to a back six at some stage of the match. Just the one striker because… we don’t have anyone else. And we didn’t even use all of our subs. And three out of four of them were made with less than ten minutes of the game left. (As an aside, Derik looked a lot fitter and lasted 84 minutes. Probably could have been changed a bit earlier though as he looked cooked midway through the second half). How can we have so few options so early in the season? So, considering all of this, I probably should be happy with the result. But I’m not, as it pissed me off something rotten. Talking of rottenness, let’s move on to the opposition and the ref.

Them and the ref - 

It’s not my usual way to lump these two together but on this occasion I think it makes perfect sense as they seemed to be working in tandem, in perfect harmony. If the ref Nakamura wasn’t wearing his YUMA shirt under his ref’s shirt he definitely had put it out ready for hm to sign after the game. His affection for Kashima’s be-nappied whinger in chief was clear from the start of the game and he even went as far as to display this affection publicly when he gave him a little bit of a massage after Suzuki had filled his diaper and was having a little cry on the floor after an assault on Brodersen didn’t get what he thought was in order, the dissolution of Kawasaki Frontale and Kawasaki city as a whole. Everyone knows Suzuki is a moaner, a fouler, a cheat and a diver, which makes it all the more surprising that refs are happy with letting him do what he wants, including screaming in the officials’ faces. I’m not sure if Suzuki’s bright pink hue was a result of him spending too long on the sun bed or whether he’s just become a full on gammon now. He certainly likes to whinge like a gammon. There is no doubt in my mind that Suzuki did enough to get at least a couple of yellow cards but, surprise surprise, he didn’t get booked at all. And instead was basically given free rein to go around kicking people all over the pitch. It was on one of these ridiculous occasions, where a clear piece of Suzuki fouling didn’t get even half the punishment that it deserved, that Oniki lost his rag and got booked. There must be something in the water in Kashima as they all seem so aggro. Maybe there’s a meth lab at the reservoir that supplies the drinking water for the area where the players and staff live. (Yes, I’ve just googled chemicals that make people angry). Although I guess they probably don’t live in Kashima, right? Why would you if you had any kind of other option? At the end of the match when Ito got booked, (for what, who knows. Perhaps being a Frontale player?), some bearded twat on the Kashima bench seemed to be attempting to start a fight. Obviously no point in punishing him though, right? Because he’s one of the guys in red. The only meaningful yellow he gave one of their team was for Kunto Misao. And let’s be honest, he should, (and normally does), get an automatic red just for being his usual dickhead self. None of the other horrendous fouls they committed was deemed worthy of a card. But at the same time Nakamura was flinging them around to our players for anything. I didn’t make that many notes during the game but looking back at them the descriptor ‘atrocious’ is used for the ref on multiple occasions. So let’s just say it one more time here. NAKAMURA IS ATROCIOUS. The yellow card for Derik was a joke and the free kick the twat gave Kashima lead directly to their first gaol. Nakamura, do one.

The Kashima twattery was not just confined to the team and the staff though. As you’d expect, their fans are also idiots. Before the match the mere mention of ‘Kawasaki Frontale supporters’ was enough to send them into a chorus of boos. Much like the apparently ‘great’ fans of Urawa, they love a boo. I think it might say something about how they’re feeling at the moment. Triggered by a mention of the opposition? Feeling maybe a bit insecure? Three losses in a row and then a draw against a team whose results are basically randomly assigned from week to week? They are right to feel worried. Their team is awful and hopefully their bad run of results will continue for the rest of the year. Actually the rest of the century. They’ve been getting away with being shit and still somehow winning for too long. I think we’d all enjoy seeing some chickens coming home to roost. To everyone involved in the club from the first team through the reserves and youth set up, to the staff, board and right up to the supporters, fuck off the lot of you. 


Hmmm. A draw. The late equaliser was fun at the time, but sitting in the pub made me pretty miserable as once again we’d messed up. We had so many chances to win the game. And we had plenty of chances to stop them scoring. Certainly we weren’t helped by the ref, but ultimately we shit the bed again. After the final whistle as the Kashima players got a bit of a booing from their fans (of course they did. Kashima fans probably boo their children’s first steps), for some reason our fans kept singing. They were still singing as I left the stadium after the players had come to the supporters section and done their little bow. Whilst I don’t think we should be booing our team, being so delighted by a late equaliser in a game we should have clearly won does make us look a bit simple. You could say we appreciate the effort the players put in. But such a joyous response at the end of the game feels a bit like being delighted you shat all over the toilet floor. Some feeling like, ok, you didn’t do it in the actual toilet, but at least you managed to not soil yourself in the living room. When the only satisfaction you can draw from a result is the slight pleasure of knowing that the opposition fans are disappointed, there’s probably not that much to celebrate in reality. But I suppose it could have been worse. Next up, Kumamoto away in the Levain Cup on the 29th. This will be the first game I miss this season. To be honest, maybe the break might be good for me. I don’t think we’re shit, but I am getting a bit fed up with our relentless pursuit of randomness and inconsistency.

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi
DF 3. TANIGUCHI Hiroto
DF 4. PEDRO ROMANO (Yellow card 90+1') 
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki (Yellow card 37') 
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya (Yellow card 90+8') 
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto 
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 97. DERIK LACERDA (Yellow card 43') 

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for TACHIBANADA 86')  
FW 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke (on for DERIK LACERDA 84')
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto 
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
FW 34. OSA Ryuki (on for MARCINHO 67')
FW 41. IENAGA Akihiro (on for ITO 86')

Man of the match

 

It’s a bit weird, considering the result, but I’m actually going to give this out today. One player did a great job after a few dodgy performances earlier in the season, and the other really got involved. So I’m giving it to…

SASAKI Asahi & ITO Tatsuya - The former kept Yuma Suzuki quiet (well, in footballing terms, of course he didn’t shut up moaning for the whole game), and the latter scored a lovely goal, gave 100% effort and was involved in most of the good things we did. Also, if Ito's mystery yellow card was for winding up the Kashima bench, extra kudos to him!

Goals

LEO CEARA (Kashima) 44' 0-1
MARCINHO (Frontale) 45+4' 1-1
ITO (Frontale) 54' 2-1
LEO CEARA (Kashima) 67' 2-2
MATSUMURA (Kashima) 83' 2-3
PEDRO ROMANO (Frontale) 90+7' 3-3

 

Highlights

  
 

Vs Mito Hollyhock (away) 12/9/26 J League match 7

Mito Hollyhock 0 - 1 Kawasaki Frontale 

Oh my god, two wins a row! Oh my god, a clean sheet! Both of these things happened for the first time in the league this year in this game. And you have to go back to our game against Verdy in May to find our last clean sheet, even including cup games. Some might say this is the dawning of a great new era. Maybe they’re right. There were periods of this game where we looked really good I thought. We did still only manage to score once though. And although the stats say we had ten shots on target, I can’t remember many of them being particularly likely to actually go in. But this win and clean sheet are not to be sniffed at. After all Kashima went to the same stadium a few weeks ago and conceded four times. And Mito definitely don’t look anything like the mugs that many people might have thought they’d be in J1. Of course mainly due to the result, but also to a few other things I’ll go into shortly, all in all, a surprisingly pleasant day out!

Us - 

No real surprises in the line up again. Well, perhaps apart from Derik dropping out of the squad and being replaced by Kayke, who didn’t get the chance to make his full team debut but after the match looked like he’d had a fun time sitting on the bench. (I’ve just seen the lineup for the U21 game today and both Kayke and Osa, unused subs in the game yesterday are starting. Does this mean that the U21 game is affecting the changes we’re making in the senior game? That seems a bit weird….) Our play was unsurprising too, pretty much the same as ever, although we did seem to be just a little bit better than recently. Hasebe always says after games that we’re improving little by little, game by game, and whilst in the past this has been quite hard to believe or notice, maybe he was right all along. One thing that stood out was how good we were at nicking the ball back off of Mito in this match. There must be a technical term for this, I guess. It wasn’t particularly through tackles, but more by us seemingly knowing where the pass was going to go and getting in the way and intercepting it. It was very pleasing to see this. For most of the game, Marcinho was having one of his off days, not being able to pass or shoot and then he cropped up with a lovely finish. It’s weird as he constantly seems to get in these kind of positions, which I guess says a lot about him as a player. By contrast on the other wing, Ito never really seems to get the same chances. I don’t know why this is. One kind of interesting or maybe amusing, or perhaps worrying, thing about this match was our subs. In the past I’ve complained about Hasebe doing like for like subs and changing nothing else. In this match, I guess we’d have to describe the changes as unlike for like. The first two subs were as expected. (Not sure why both Taniguchi and Romano missed the last game and were changed in this game. Perhaps they’re not in perfect condition or something. Or perhaps it’s Hasebe playing 4D chess style mind games). The second batch was where things got a bit confusing. Sasaki came on for Marcinho but unlike the previous time where Hasebe went with Miura on the wing and Sasaki at left back and Miura pretty much gave up on any kind of defensive duties, this time Hasebe put Sasaki further forward. It would have been interesting to see how he did, but he didn’t get long there before he got switched to centre back after Romano went off. As Mochiyama had run himself into the ground he also made a change up front, bringing on… Ozeki?! That one was a bit weird, given that we had a striker on the bench. Maybe he was hanging on to what we had slightly, but I don’t think it really worked. The final change saw Kawahara on for Romano so Tachibanada then had a turn on the left wing. To be honest, there wasn’t that much time to see if any of these last three changes would work, but it definitely blunted us going forward and seemed to confuse things a bit. If we, (and let’s be honest, this season it would be a very likely scenario as it’s happened over and over), went on to concede after these changes, I think I wouldn’t be finding them quite so amusing and entertaining. And Mito did hit the post, so it very nearly happened. In conclusion, I thought we were a bit better than we have been so far this year, but still aren’t getting anywhere near scoring from most of the chances we make. Plenty of pea-roller ‘shots’ straight to the keeper. But definitely a step in the right direction!

Them -

Mito probably could consider themselves to be a bit unlucky they didn’t get anything from this match. Especially when they hit the post. That’s about all I have to say from a footballing point of view… This year they’re playing in a different stadium. It looked like it was going to be a pain in the arse to get to. But to be honest the train from Mito wasn’t too busy either way and the shuttle bus was free, quick and well organised. Blimey! I know nothing about Pokemon really but the stadium felt like an evolved version of the previous one. There’s still a running track but the stands are a bit bigger and the elevation is better. Also behind the goal there’s only the slightest bit of grass and the stand is mostly seated rather than the picnic friendly but football viewing and  calf muscle unfriendly grass verge at the K’s Denki stadium. The bench type seats were spacious and the vending machines were very reasonably priced! Super thumbs up! But there are woefully few toilets. I missed the start of the second half because of this. There are extra portaloos outside the stadium but they had queues too and it seemed a toss up as to which would be quicker. Or rather less slow. It was a shame as otherwise this was a pretty good stadium. (Of course there’s a running track, which is obviously shit, but so many teams’ stadiums have them, including our one, that you realistically have to reassess what good means). Few other things. Mito’s song to greet their players is Daydream Believer which is nice. They really could have done a better job of making the words fit the tune though. Definitely felt like they’d done the lyrics first before having someone else who hadn’t seen the lyrics select the tune. And during the respect speeches before the match, unless I’m going crazy, there was that kind of quiet and emotional piano music playing in the background. You know the kind of music you might expect on a program where a kid is reading out a thank you letter to their struggling single parent mum. ‘Okaasan, thank you for everything you do for me every day. We may be poor but we have each other and we’re happy. Fair play blah blah, respect the referees and opponents blah blah. Kawasaki Frontale captain Yasuto Wakizaka’. I have to say I quite enjoyed the juxtaposition.

Ref -

Astonishingly, I have very little to say in this section. I don’t think I even shouted at the ref in the match. Well actually I did, but just a little bit when I made a note to check something and I reckon my initial feeling was right. (This was the disparity between the yellow cards for Romano and the one the Mito player got shortly afterwards. They definitely didn’t feel like they should have got the same thing). Aside from this one matter I thought the ref was alright. Always easier to say this when you win though, isn’t it? And there was no VAR too. At least not noticeably. Lovely!

So a very welcome win which in retrospect might turn out to be a much better result than we might think it is right now. Next up, Kashima at home next Saturday. And then on Sunday there will be an U21 game I can go to away against FC Tokyo. So a Frontale heavy weekend. I said before this game that I’d happily lose to Mito if it meant we could hammer Kashima. As we’ve beaten Mito I’ll have to change that to ‘I’ll happily take a 1-0 against Mito if it means we can hammer Kashima’. Not too greedy, right? Given that they’ve lost three in a row, I fear we might revert to early season style and oblige with a few soft goals for the opposition and then fail to hit the target ourselves. It would be very nice if my relentless pessimism could be proved to be completely wrong next weekend. This is the end of the usual business part of the post but I’ve written a little bit about the U21s below.

 

 

U21s round up - 

I really want to go to the U21 games. Unfortunately quite a few of our home games are at our training ground and any kind of singing or shouting isn’t allowed. So might as well watch it on DAZN, right? We beat Shimizu 5-1 but the scoreline was probably a bit affected by the fact that they only brought 3 subs and we used six of ours so at the end of the match Shimizu looked knackered and that’s when we scored most of our goals. Ienaga was on the bench and came on! Kawahara had a good game as you’d expect. Kayke got his first goal after winning and converting a penalty. Kimura and Hirose from the U18 team came off the bench and both scored. I think Kimura will be a very tricky player. And he’s only a second grade high school student. Lee looked good in goal. In fact everyone looked pretty good. Hopefully I will have a bit more to say after watching the U21 game in person next weekend. I never really trust what I see on DAZN. It was quite funny when it got dark as it looked like the game was being played in the middle of nowhere, which I guess it was to some extent. (The Asao ground isn’t the most urban area of Kawasaki). The pitch was kind of illuminated, but it didn’t seem as bright as you might expect. And then anything further than a metre away from the touchline was in almost total darkness. It looked kind of fun, but I’m still not convinced I’ll go because of that no noise policy. 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 4. PEDRO ROMANO (Yellow card 87')
DF 3. TANIGUCHI Hiroto
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya 
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto 
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi (on for MARCINHO 83')
MF 16. OZEKI Yuto (on for MOCHIYAMA 83')
MF 18. KONNO Kazuya (on for ITO 76')
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for PEDRO ROMANO 90')
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC (on for TANIGUCHI 76') (Yellow card 80')
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto

FW 34. OSA Ryuki
FW 93. KAYKE QUEIROZ

Man of the match

 

I think I should pay a bit more attention at games. We played kind of well but I still can’t really pick out anyone in particular for this. I think that’s definitely due to me rather than a lack of players having a good game. Sorry! 

 

Goals

MARCINHO (Frontale) 59' 0-1

 

Highlights

  

Vs Shimizu S Pulse (kind of home) 6/9/26 J League match 6

 

Kawasaki Frontale 3 - 1 Shimizu S Pulse

This game saw us back at the (mostly) cursed (for us) National Stadium. It’s never a particularly fun experience to watch Frontale there, particularly from behind the goal, about 3km from the pitch.  Add to this our results there in league games and you have a perfect misery cocktail. But somehow on this occasion we managed to actually get the job done. Although let’s be honest, there were numerous times in the match and plenty of occasions where it looked like we were going to mess it up again, exactly like we tend to do most weeks this season. There is really something a bit shitty about having games at the National Stadium. And it’s not just for the reasons I mentioned above. Unlike with clubs like Kashima, the majority of whose fans almost certainly live closer to the National Stadium than they do to Kashima, it seems a bit stupid for clubs to make the fans who go to their home games basically do an away trip. Admittedly, it’s closer to where I live than Todoroki is, (before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, Todoroki is the nearest home stadium to where I live so I do support my local team), but I still can’t really get on board with the whole “exciting experience” thing that it seems to be sold as. But all of this is basically a preamble to me saying that I understand that National Stadium games are probably a prerequisite for us at the moment. With the redevelopment of Todoroki happening next season we need somewhere to play, and I believe that using the stadium a few times is part of us showing good will and therefore being able to use it when we can’t use Todoroki. Perhaps people looking at the attendance for this match will think it was a disaster as we only got a bit over 37000 in. I should say though that the weather was horrible, and I presume that this knocked out a significant number of the free ticket crowd whose presence usually pads out the Kokuristu attendance figures. Anyway, last time we played a league game here we got absolutely hammered by YFM. Thankfully we managed to avoid a similar fate on this occasion and blimey, we actually won at the Kokuritsu in J1! As I don’t really know what to say about this match, I won’t use the semi-regular headings and will just lump everything together in a stream of consciousness splurge, perfect to make it as unreadable as possible, right?

Hasebe rotated for this match! I don’t know why he did this. And I don’t know why he changed the defence and strikers so much but left the midfield entirely intact. Of course, up front we don’t really have many options as I mentioned in the last post. On this occasion we went with Mochiyama which I think makes sense as Derik seems to get knackered quite quickly after he enters the pitch, so it probably makes more sense to use him as a sub rather than as a starter. Honma has been knocking in goals for fun for his university team, but unfortunately for us, this means he has been unavailable for us. Hopefully he’ll be able to provide us with another option soon. But you can’t really argue with Mochiyama starting, particularly as he scored after 23 seconds. It was a lovely goal and for the majority of the game it looked like it might be our only successful attack. I was a bit surprised when Hasebe took him off at half time, but I suppose when you’ve only got two (semi) fit strikers it might make sense to not overstretch either of them. At the back he went with a centre back pairing of Maruyama and Uremovic, which was a bit of a surprise. I think they did pretty well though. Well, apart from the one occasion where they both went for the same header and took each other out. I’ve never noticed Uremovic doing this before and maybe it was a tactic for this match, but I quite liked the fact that for every Shimizu long goal kick he would come charging out of defence towards the ball and more often than not bonk it forward with a high speed header. Konno more than justified his spot on the right I think. He was fouled for the red card, and also for the other red card that probably should have been given. (More on that later). He also got changed at half time but I wonder if it was more to do with the fact that he’d been absolutely smashed to pieces by Shimizu clogging. So that’s the non-regular-§starter business, I guess. So on to our play… I dunno, the same as usual really. Lots of possession, not many actual attacks, or at least attacks that were in any way likely to lead to an actual goal. But it did feel like we were very much on top… and would probably throw away another lead and regret not scoring more.

And we did. At least the first part. And at least for a while. You can’t argue with the penalty. And shockingly, I don’t think I even did argue about the penalty in the stadium, and I make it a matter of principle to argue with pretty much every decision these awful referees give. It was a shame as, you know, it would be nice to get a clean sheet sooner or later, right? We can only dream. Aside from the penalty, we dealt pretty well with everything Shimizu threw at us. Brodersen made some good saves. We hit the post, again. Before we managed to take the lead for the second time there was a really worrying panic that looked to be spreading through the team. You could see a lot of people getting frustrated and moaning at each other. Clearly and understandably confidence amongst the players is around the same level as it is amongst the fans. (I’m presuming everyone feels the same way as I do, which is a massive reach given how happy clappy a lot of our fans are, but definitely some people seem to feel the same way as I do). But thankfully, in spite of the efforts of the referee, we managed to score a second and then miraculously a third, making it a somewhat comfortable win in the end. We shouldn’t forget though that we played for about an hour against 10 men and even then managed to concede before we could extend our lead. One final point in this section before I go on to absolutely bitch about another predictably atrocious referee. Our second goal was absolutely amazing and everyone should watch a replay of it as it had everything. I could try to explain it but I think it’s just easier to watch the replay, but make sure you see the bit where Uremovic gets kicked in the face by a tumbling Shimizu player, fallsl to the floor clutching his face and as he does, kicks the ball (intentionally or not, who knows…) perfectly to Derik. It’s been referred to online as an ‘Ita ita through pass’ which I think is just perfect. Shimizu complained about the goal. I’ve got no idea what they were complaining about as it was clearly not offside. But even so we had a lengthy VAR delay, and then the goal was given. Then back for some more VAR to check for a possible red card. For whom, well it seems that no-one knew. And even the commentary when I watched it back didn’t know either. The kick in the face? The annoyed reaction from someone who got kicked in the face? Brodersen appearing and absolutely losing his shit? All in all, completely confusing and a perfect encapsulation of a useless officiating performance. 

Ah Jumpei Iida. As I never tire of shouting from the stands when he’s in charge of one of our games ‘FUCK OFF JUMPEI!”.  I wasn’t sure whether I should be pleased to see him in charge as at least we could be sure that we’d be having a J League refereeing performance, instead of the random factor of a guest ref that we had for our previous two league games. And thankfully it wasn’t the awful Sutani or Mikuriya (I could name plenty more, but those two are in my recent memory). But don’t get excited it was the eternally hopeless Jumpei whose position as one of the more senior refs in the league can only be related to his age, and absolutely not to his abilities. I think part of the reason this season is so wild for us is that you never know what kind of ref you’re going to get from week to week. Well apart from it being a crap one. You just can’t be sure about the way in which they will be crap. But one things for sure, with Jumpei you always know you’re going to get all round incompetence. And we got it in spades. Add to this a guy on VAR who we’ve never had for a match, (so clearly a less ‘experienced’ ref), and you know you’re in for a shocker. I reckon Shimizu could have had three players sent off, so I suppose we should be grateful that they got at least one of the red cards. The first challenge on Konno that only warranted a yellow according to Iida looked bad to me. The red card was so blatant so it was a surprise that we needed a VAR review. But it seemed to be that VAR in this match was used like a new toy or a paid service that they were determined to make sure they got their money’s worth to cover the monthly subscription. One time I was very happy we had VAR, (and that’s something I VERY rarely say), was when Iida gave a horrendously clear and obvious corner / goal kick decision the wrong way, much to the disbelief of the players and the crowd. He was overruled by VAR, and fair to him put his hands up to apologise, but then that appeared to send him spiraling, giving each subsequent decision to make up for the previous one. “Oh, I made a stupid mistake here, I’ll even things up with this one. Oh that was a bit stupid, I’ll even things up with the next one…” etc. The first half ended with another insane decision when Ryo Germaine, Frontale tormenter when he was at Iwata, went down, apparently being taken out by a sniper in the third tier and ever un reliable Iida gave a free kick against Maruyama. Seriously, there were so many bad decisions in this game that I think people close to Iida might be considering staging an intervention. “Put down the whistle and slowly step away from it. It’s ok, you’re safe here. Don’t worry about that last clearly incorrect decision you made. No one’s going to shout “FUCK OFF JUMPEI!” at you. Well apart from Neil maybe, but he’s clearly an idiot”. In the second half he wasn’t bothered about a clear backpass, waving it away. But he was bothered about booking Marcinho either for a dive in the box, which he immediately got up after so clearly wasn’t claiming anything, (I believe the commentator said it couldn’t be simulation if there is any contact, but maybe I misunderstood  him or misunderstand the rule) or for a fair tackle immediately afterwards. He also gave a nonsense free kick against Derik who took the ball cleanly and clearly later on. I’m sure it’s not intentional, but plenty of J League refs do seem to give more decisions against foreign players. Is it just me who thinks this? Anyway, all of this is to say that Iida was hopeless in the way that Iida is always hopeless. I was delighted to get some back up for once from other people in the crowd who also were pretty disgusted by both his announcement before the game and his general uselessness. 

I’ve realised I’ve got to the end here and haven’t even mentioned Shimizu really. It was always going to be tough for them after going down to ten. They brought a decent amount of fans on a horrible rainy day to a not very good stadium for football. Regular readers will know that I don’t have anything against Shimizu really, so I have no interest in saying nasty things about them. So this paragraph is kind of pointless.

Next up Mito away next weekend. No midweek game makes it a bit confusing why Hasebe rotated so much, but given that we won, I don’t think anyone can say it was a mistake. After that we’ve got Kashima at home the following weekend. So an Ibaraki double header, one home and one away, and thankfully the Kashima game is at home. I’m not going to Kashima away this year because I’ve decided to stop doing things that are basically masochism. If you offered me three points from these next two games I’d bite your hand off for a loss at Mito and a win at home against Kashima, but I guess things don’t really work out that the way they would if there was any kind of justice in the world. As evidenced by us losing to scummy Machida. Although I suppose if you look at the form table for the last two games, Mito is by far the tougher game. 😉 Fingers crossed for six points, but I’d definitely take none and then three!

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 18. KONNO Kazuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto 
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya 
FW 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 3. TANIGUCHI Hiroto
DF 4. PEDRO ROMANO
DF 13. MIURA Sota (on for SASAKI 82')
MF 16. OZEKI Yuto (on for TACHIBANADA 73')
MF 19. KAWAHARA So 
MF 23. MARCINHO (Yellow card 72') (on for KONNO 46')
MF 25. YAMAICHI Shuto (on for ITO 90+3')
FW 97. DERIK LACERDA (on for MOCHIYAMA 46')

Man of the match

Not sure who to give this to. Konno did well in the first half but got taken off. Plenty of people were alright, but I’m not the kind of person who wants to give this out to the least bad player. If no-one stands out as better than the rest, no-one feels fairer. But we did win, and one player played an important part in making this happen, so I’ll give it to…

MARCINHO - only played a half, but got more goals than anyone else in the stadium and if you don’t put even the simple chances in, you don’t win games. As we are well aware of this season. Also I like his Val La dance.

Goals

MOCHIYAMA (Frontale) 1' 1-0
OH (Shimizu) 68' PEN 1-1
MARCINHO (Frontale) 77' 2-1
MARCINHO (Frontale) 90' 3-1

 

Highlights

 

Vs Machida Zelvia (away) 2/9/26 J League match 5

 

Machida Zelvia 2 - 1 Kawasaki Frontale

And finally we’ve lost our unbeaten record. Although to be honest, the fact that there were so many draws in that record did significantly take the shine off of it. The dream of going the whole season as invincibles climbing the table to a very much precedented 8th place finish due to us drawing most games, is over. And of course it had to happen against one of the league’s truly scummiest teams. For most of the game, I thought we were doing pretty well, more than holding our own. Right up until the inevitable collapse which even more irritatingly came shortly after Wakizaka had come very close to doubling our lead when he hit the post. To be honest though, when I looked back at the stats and considered the fact that the view is so bad from behind the goal at Machida’s shitty stadium, I suspect the truth is that we weren’t as good… erm… as ok, as it felt during the game. Just the one shot on target in each half. The possession stats were pretty even, but when you consider that most of our possession was passes between the keeper and centre backs it doesn’t feel particularly encouraging. People who dislike me will be delighted to hear that I was really pissed off at the end of this game and utterly disappointed. I want to get this finished as soon as possible. The blog post I mean, although it could also apply to this season.

Us -

Were we good? I don’t think so. Were we better than them? possibly. Could I see anything? Not really. I don’t know where this game leaves us. I think it’s impossible to work out what kind of team we are. We’ve struggled against some teams who will definitely be in the relegation battle. We perhaps flattered by more than matching Sanfrecce who many people tip for a high finish. We finally won a game, admittedly against a team who now have zero points in five games. And then this match. We weren’t awful, we maybe were alright at times. But still we can’t or don’t want to shoot. Certainly the injuries which are already piling up aren’t helping us. Derik, who in the first three games was nowhere to be seen, is now our first choice striker, even though he doesn’t seem to be able to complete more than about 50 minutes. Shortly before he was taken off in this match he was clearly knackered and was so far back as our other players tried to quickly attack. Hopefully he can get match fit soon, or maybe this is his thing and might explain why he’s moved around a few clubs. After him we have Mochiyama, who aside from Mito away last year, (which don’t forget, according to the J League doesn’t count), hasn’t quite got going yet. And then we have Honma, who on recent selections seems to actually be ahead of Mochiyama in the pecking order but wasn’t even in the squad last night. I guess this was because he’s still at university. Maybe he had a class or had to attend a job fair or something. I’m not sure who to blame. Well, I’m always ready to blame the chairman Yoshida as he’s by all evidence, absolutely clueless and quite useless. Hasebe seems to be unwilling to do anything different, but I can’t see what he really could do when it comes to selections given the players he has available. Obviously he could change the formation and tactics, but it worked in the last game, (finally), so you can’t really blame him for keeping things the same for this game. After all, he hasn’t changed anything since he joined the club, so it would be a shock if he did after our first win of the season. I kind of feel that at this stage he is just hanging on till the end of his contact. He knows that Kengo is waiting in the wings, actually on the bench next to Hasebe, and in a way, it’s very good of him to get Kengo up to speed. We had six point for four games. It wasn’t great, but it was alright. We now have six point from five games. It’s not good. And if we lose at the weekend we’ll effectively be back to drawing every match form from the point of view of points gained. We now seem to have a problem at left back. Miura started this match after Sasaki had a bit of a mare against JEF. He did alright and his assist for the goal was great. And then he got moved forward to the Marcinho spot and seemed to pretty much give up on anything other than trying to attack. Sometimes attack. Even Marcinho gets back to help defend. I definitely don’t think he can continue to be played in that position if he’s going to do that. Marcinho after having a good game against JEF was back to classic recent Marcinho unfortunately. There were numerous occasions where he seemed to just kick the ball from short distance directly into the legs of the opposition defender. To be fair to him, it did seem that most of our midfield was doing the same thing though. Perhaps this is something that should be a compliment about Machida’s defending but I’ll keep it as a criticism of our players as I don’t think anyone wants to compliment Machida, right? But still we were very much in the game, and if Wakziaka’s shot that hit the pst had gone in, we… could have thrown away a two goal lead and got a draw. The fact is, we can’t compete with Machida’s money. We have a chairman who seems to want to do everything on as tight a budget as possible with the main goal being to make money. I don’t think it has occurred to him that people don’t want to watch terrible games and those who don’t have season tickets might stop coming. We hardly did any business in the transfer market this time and now we basically will have to keep two squads going as we’re taking part in the U21 league too. It feels like some players aren’t being considered for the top team as they are players for the U21 team. At the same time, maybe they aren’t good enough. But look at the dross we’re playing most of the time and can you seriously tell me that the players we’re playing in the top team are good enough right now? But anyway, I don’t know what’s going on with us. We’re a mystery team, vacillating from good to shit on a minute by minute basis. Only consistent in our bewildering inconsistency, not even from game to game, but from passage of play to passage of play. We can’t stop conceding. We have no plan B. The plan A is barely there. Players’ form is all over the place. The opposition are wankers. The refs are terrible. I am a tedious person. Ugh.

Them -

I fucking hate Machida. I’m sure I’ve said why on numerous occasions. I’m sure you agree, even if you are a Machida fan who has decided to hate read this. They seemed as useless as us in the first half, but the big difference is that they have MONEY MONEY MONEY and can bring on big signings for fun later on whilst we have only one and a half fit strikers at the club. The whole match day experience seemed to be the result of an AI prompt. The topless bondage-gear muscle man big flag wavers were there. I only have to watch their extremely repetitive and tedious performance once a year. I can’t imagine having to watch strong men wave big things and pretend to be impressed by it every other game. Maybe it’s physically impressive to wave those big flags but there is a distinct lack of entertainment to it. I suggest instead that they just get a big guy flipping over increasingly big things week on week. This week a massive tractor tyre! Machida’s Strongest Man pulling a truck around the running track using only his genitals. The stadium music resembled a provincial night club. I quite enjoyed their goal keeper warm up music which seemed to contain the absolutely accurate repeated line ‘WE SCUM!’ One of the announcers referred to the team as Machida Zelvy at one stage. The whole thing is surprisingly tinpot considering that they have so much money. I always talk about the wide range of idiotic hooligan wannabe flags they have but this time I want to focus on the surprising number of English flags, (not the dark blue Union Jacks which I guess also fall into the idiotic category but the red and white St George’s cross flags), that were there. Weird given that, as far as I know, there is no connection between the club or any of its players and England. The other flag I ‘enjoyed’ was the classic flag demonstrating their desire to follow their team in continental competition. It seems that the Machida fans are heading to Asia but instead of going direct from Haneda are using Mackinac Island airport, (airport code MCD), an airport in Michigan on an island with a population of 583 which is only served by Fresh Air Aviation and Island Airways for charter flights to Beaver Island. Not sure that the Japan - Mackinac Island - Beaver Island - Asia route is the most convenient one, but I guess when you’ve got cash to splash, why not make things exciting? And I guess the fact that you can walk 1.6 miles by paved road from Mackinac Airport to Market Street and the downtown area shops was a big draw. I’ve been to Machida quite a few times now. Once when they were in J3, once or twice when they were in J2 and now I go there every year for our regular beating. Their supporter base has clearly grown a lot. Perhaps it’s because of the fact that they keep signing once famous J League names who have gone to Europe, had a mediocre time and then returned to the J League with a new found hunger for money. I guess a lot of the newer supporters are attracted by these kind of players mercenary spirit. Personally, plenty of them repulse me. It’s undeniable that Machida are one of the teams, if not the number one team, when it comes to having shithead players. If I had booed all of the arseholes in their starting line up I would have been out of puff for the whole game. Of course Soma is top of that list. But there are plenty of others who fit that brief. One new thing I can make fun of this time around is that I saw lots of people with shirts that had DAVID R. on the back. I presumed this was another new big money signing, but couldn’t work out who it was from their squad list. As I’m sure some of you will be aware, it’s actually Kikuchi. The David is there because it’s his, (presumably self-applied), nickname because of his love of David Luiz. Which is absolutely hilarious. Please start calling me Pizza N. See if you can guess who the people are that I have made these new nicknames for. Answers at the bottom of the post.



1. Power harassment G.
2. Pies and aggro Y.
3. Awful shooting and being tall T
4. Being an arsehole and failing in Europe multiple times T.
5. Crying K
6. White t-shirt and trainers G

As an aside, when I was at university, there was a guy with a strange nickname, which I’ll not mention for the sake of anonymity. When his friends from home came to visit and we referred to him by his nickname, (perhaps we didn’t even know his real name, so ingrained was the nickname), they had no idea who we were talking about. Anyway, blah blah blah, long throws and those fucking stupid towels, blah blah blah, MONEY MONEY MONEY, blah blah blah, arsehole manager and players, blah blah blah, bad boy fans who are very quiet, blah blah blah, shit shuttle buses, blah blah blah, FUCK OFF MACHIDA. 

Ref -

Once again we had a guest ref, this time from China. I am guessing that they aren’t doing the whole thing about counting down for goal kicks and throws and the like, as for most of the match, he seemed to keep forgetting to do it. There was definitely something said at half time as he applied himself a bit better to the task in the second half, but still seemed to think that the whole reason for counting was to give the long throw or the goal kick an excitement lift. Something like when a rocket takes off, which when you consider Machida’s main tactic is to absolutely launch everything is quite appropriate. For most of the game the ref would allow four or five seconds of preparation for whatever crime against football the Machida player was readying themself for, then remember he was supposed to count. He’d count nice and slowly and on reaching the allowed time, give them a wave to get on with it. Only once did one of their interminable throw ins get  switched to us due to them taking too much time. Maybe. Or maybe he just overruled the original decision. And much like the way a goalie getting a yellow for time wasting basically means that they can then waste as much time as they want knowing that they are unlikely to get a second yellow for the same thing, the one throw in being switched to us basically seemed to be Machida briefly having to take their medicine, and then be able to go back to what they were doing previously. Aside from his inability to apply a law of the game which is targeted at one of the many ways Machida plays, dragging the game into the stone age, the ref didn’t do much else. Well part from letting Machida clog away like they always clog away. There was no VAR as far as I could see. But I wonder if the communication wasn’t that great, as the ref didn’t really seem to be able to get his point across to the players particularly well. He spent most of the match looking like he was trying to swat an imaginary fly that was bothering him, waving an arm or on occasion both arms all over the place, much to the bemusement of everyone there. So aside from all this there wasn’t a great deal for me to get irritated about. Well, up until very near the end when he missed an absolutely clear foul on Konno before giving Machida a free kick for something that might not have been a foul. Oh, and I think he left his cards at home in China. Shit ref. Influenced by the scumbag staff of the home team. So no different from the guys we get pretty much every week. Bravo referee!

Next up Shimizu at ‘home’ on Sunday at the National Stadium. Remember what happened last time we played there? We don’t seem to do particularly well in that stadium and that perfectly suits the match day experience which also isn’t very good. After that we have a free midweek before going to play Mito away in the stadium where they have just beaten Kashima 4-2. And then Kashima at home. Will we have more than six points after those next three games? I really hope so, but can definitely see a scenario where we don’t. It’s all a bit grim isn’t it? But at least I’ve finished writing this blog post so can forget about football till Sunday. Glory! Pizza N. signing out.

 

Man of the match

Back to no again on this.

Goals

WAKZIAKA (Frontale) 59' 0-1
OGAWA (Machida) 75' 1-1
OGAWA (Machida) 81' 2-1

 

Highlights

 

Quiz answers

 

1. Kuroda 2. Soma 3. Yenge 4. Nishimura 5. Tani 6. Kuroda again because he’s an absolute bastard.