Vs Machida Zelvia (home) 17/5/26 J League East match 17

 

Kawasaki Frontale 1 - 1 Machida Zelvia

(Frontale win 5 - 4 on penalties) 

As I mentioned in the last post, I had quite extensive plans to lessen the pain of watching another awful match. As it turned out, both the plan and the awfulness of the match didn’t turn out as I might have expected. I over indulged to the extreme on Saturday night so my carefully planned route for walking to the stadium via a few beer places and thereby getting exercise and refreshment was an absolute non-starter as soon as I woke up, very much hungover. And even more shockingly, this was actually a pretty good game for us. We absolutely destroyed Machida and looked like we were actually playing some good football. Naturally though, with six minutes of normal time remaining, we were trailing. I don’t know what kind of curse or bad luck we’ve managed to pick up but it was in full effect in this match. That is until something  finally went our way. I think we probably only got the penalty because there were two absolute nailed on penalties that could have been given in the same move. If there was any way of the always useless ref Araki not giving us a decision he surely would have gone with that option. But the weight of evidence from two absolutely clear penalties meant that even Frontale-phobe Araki, who spent a while at the monitor looking at replays which were absolutely crystal clear on first viewing, had to cave in and give just the one decision our way. More on him later. A quick spoiler for that section, he still is absolutely shite. But yeah, we played well, we should have scored more and were kind of robbed for their goal. What strange unknown feeling is this? Is it… positivity? 

Us -

Was pleased to see Mochiyama finally make the bench and have one blaster of a shot (which unfortunately didn’t go in). Maybe Hasebe read my last blog post. Whilst it was disappointing to see us once again hoping that the 4-2-3-1 might pay off, there did seem to be some kind of slight morale boost within the camp. I don’t know what happened to Erison, but Romanic did a good job I thought. Of course as is the case when Frontale play a team with three centre backs, we went with a lone striker. It doesn’t matter who the manager is, some things never change. Perhaps someone with some kind of tactical knowledge can tell me why this might be a good idea, but as far as I could see, it just meant that every time Romanic won the ball up front there was no one for him to give it to. But we still made chances! We hit the post twice and whilst a lot of our shots were going straight at their keeper, we were, whisper it, shooting, and shooting on target! Wakizaka had what I think was his best game of the season. Perhaps this was as a reaction to him being called up for the all-star team or whatever they are calling that absolutely joke of a fixture. Before this match, Wakizaka being named in the side was also a joke as far as I was concerned. I don’t think any of our squad should have been in contention, let alone a player who has been markedly under performing all year. But maybe this was what Wakizaka needed to get back on track. He did really well. Yamaguchi was in goal against his old team. His double save in the shoot out was great. He only had two other shots to deal with in the whole game and unfortunately one of them went in. I’m not sure if Hasebe was giving him a chance to show his worth or was just rotating things for the sake of it, but thumbs up to Yamaguchi for making that save in the shoot out and for psyching out Sento to make him think he should attempt to put his penalty out of the stadium rather than into the goal. A delightfully shocking miss. And well done to Mochiyama for having the guts to step up and put the winning penalty away. 

As usual, (depending somewhat on our result but not always, we won against Verdy and that game was AWFUL), I’m vacillating on Hasebe again. I don’t know what he did but he seems to have restored a bit of faith in the squad. This was a much improved performance. I still have my doubts as to whether Hasebe has the ideas to actually turn our talented squad into a team that remembers how to win again, but you’ve got to feel sorry for him as he seems to be just unbelievably unlucky. But let's give him credit for giving some youngsters a go. Perhaps this is something to do with us having nothing to play for, but it’s definitely not something Oniki would have done. And Hasebe, (or one of his staff), has come up with a nice new corner routine where we leave two players out wide near the corner taker which basically gives us three different types of potential cross from each corner. It didn’t quite pay off in this match, but I think there’s something in it. And definitely better than us just hitting it to the first defender. So basically, a massive improvement on recent matches. It’s an unfortunate time to possibly come into some form, but maybe if we can finish the season well, it might put us in a good place for next year. Fingers crossed.

Them -

It was a very poor attendance considering that Machida is pretty local. It’s unsurprising though given that they don’t have many fans even at their home games. Or should I say ‘blokes’ rather than fans? Clearly someone went to the UK at some stage and is trying to inject a bit of original colour to their support. 'Blokes'. So weird. Almost certainly not what they were hoping to conjure up when they chose that word for a couple of their big flags. 'Some bloke down the pub'. 'One of those blokes who voted for Brexit'. Definitely not the camaraderie kind of feeling that I’m guessing they were aiming for. ‘Don’t mess with us. We’re the blokes!’ said no one ever. In a way, perfectly fitting that a pretty plastic club has gone with a inapporpriate choice of word. Machida were shit in this game and it was delightful. Everything about the club makes them unlikeable. The clogging, the long throws, the petulance, the... blokes. And of course ‘power hara Go’ on the sidelines. I noticed when checking some things on Dazn that he is now accessorising his usual outfit, (which come to think of it is absolutely something a ‘bloke’ would wear down the pub in the commuter belt, so maybe that explains it), with a couple of weird bracelets. I can’t imagine they are friendship bracelets given the character of the man who is wearing them, (unless he gave them to himself. I guess that Kuroda’s biggest admirer is Go Kuroda). So maybe they are some kind of weird cult membership sign or some kind of anger management crystals thing. Or maybe Machida are starting some kind of pyramid scheme to attract new fans and once you’ve signed up 25 people you get the kind of bracelet that a tie-dye-clad, Lennon-specs-wearing fifteen year old who’s desperately trying to express their individuality through their alternative fashion and music choices might reject for looking a bit tacky. Anyway, Machida lost on penalties which is also amusing as on the Odakyu line they keep showing these adverts of Tani saving penalties. Didn't stop so many on this occasion, eh? I’m still sore about his diving and whining when he was playing for Shonan. So Machida probably is the perfect fit for him! And Erik. He can still fuck off. Irksome little man. There are plenty more, but given that we won, I feel we should just focus on the most scummy of them in order not to appear to be bad winners. Hehehe. We won. Machida lost. 

Ref -

Araki is going to the World Cup! It was announced before the match and I was astonished to see people applauding him. He is always one of the worst refs for us. I don’t know if he hates us, but it certainly seems like he does. And maybe in this match it seemed even more like he did, given that he gave us almost nothing. He gave Romanic a yellow which I thought was a bit harsh and then moments later didn’t even give us a free kick when a Machida player kicked him in the head. So Araki at the World Cup. There isn’t much competition, but surely he can’t be the best Japan has to offer. At least as there are no Frontale players at the World Cup he might be able to be a bit more impartial rather than automatically giving the decision against anyone associated with our club. Araki always seems to me to be the kind of person who when wanting to express his most deeply thought through beliefs would start with the phrase ‘I’m a reasonable guy and in no way are a racist or a bigot, but…’. Or maybe that should say ‘a reasonable bloke’. Two absolutely nailed on penalties that both him and his linesman both missed until the relatively unknown VAR guy plucked up enough courage to say he should have a look. And still he dithered in the face of obvious evidence. And their goal came from something that wasn’t a foul and then was offside. He did his best to screw us in this match, but even his best efforts couldn't stop up from claiming a wonderful two points. The glory! Hopefully Araki will decide he loves the US so much that he decides to stay there. Let's start the campaign here. MTJLGA - Make the J League Great Again, keep Araki in the US whether he likes it or not.


So kind of weird. We beat Verdy in 90 minutes and it was truly terrible and I moaned. In this match we just about scraped a draw and managed to win on penalties, but I'm happy. The games were so different though. This was the first match for a while where there were some signs of positivity. Maybe we were a bit unlucky, but there was actually something worth cheering for. Long may that continue! Next up Mito away on Sunday. Then we have the ultra exciting play off games. If I am correct it will be against either Gamba, Cerezo, Sanfrecce, Okayama or Shimizu. Hopefully I’ll be able to go. I can’t imagine there will be a lot of interest in a game to decide which utterly mid-table position we’ll finish in. But maybe people will be delighted to get the opportunity to watch a game outside of Kanto. I’m still baffled every time I hear people saying how much fun this mini league has been. Even if we weren’t so bad I still think I’d be pretty bored with these dull away days. As I think I said before, perhaps this season has made it clear to me that I like travel more than I like football! In any case, would he nice if we could see a few more goals before the end of the year. And hopefully use some more youngsters. And maybe even get a clean sheet!

 

Team 

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto 
FW 24. MIYAGI Ten
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC (Yellow card 28')

Subs

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for TACHIBANADA 72')
FW 20. MOCHIYAMA Kyosuke (on for ROMANIC 72')
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
MF 23. MARCINHO (on for MIYAGI 65')
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke
FW 34. OSA Ryuki (on for ITO 72')
FW 38. KANDA Some

Man of the match

Feel like as I’ve been slagging him off, (justificably so in my opinion), for most of the year, I should acknowledge him when he does well so it goes to…

WAKIZAKA Yasuto - was at the heart of a lot of our good moments. Really pleased he's finally got back to some of his old form as this year has been pretty tough for him.

 

Goals

YENGI (Machida) 40' 0-1
WAKIZAKA (Frontale) 89' PEN 1-1

Highlights

Vs Kashiwa Reysol (away) 10/5/26 J League East match 16

 

Kashiwa Reysol 1 - 0 Kawasaki Frontale

Oh well, another shit and utterly predictable game. Any team on a long run of defeats should definitely want to play us as we’ll always offer up the three points. We were in reserved standing behind the goal. There was no way to choose your spot when buying tickets and we ended up being right next to the drums. This was probably the highlight actually. If we’d had been in a different area it would have been just another awful 2026 game, but given the location it was instead an unusually noisy awful 2026 game. Of course our games have long ago become meaningless. This meaninglessness is a huge relief as we are truly terrible right now. We should be on a run of four defeats in a row. We completely robbed Verdy and deserved nothing out of that game. The less said about the other matches the better. Not only was our position in the stand quite noisy, it was at the perfect height and angle for a lot of the match to be obscured by the crossbar. Perhaps this was a blessed relief. At one stage it looked like the ref and a couple of players were looking for a dropped contact lens. It was only when I stood on tiptoes that I noticed they were looking down at an injured player. So basically, I couldn’t see much, and maybe there wasn’t much to see, so it seems like a good idea to just rush through this post as quickly as possible and get on with not thinking about football for a delightful six days! Sounds blissful!

It felt like we dominated the first half. Of course we didn’t score. We’re operating on an entirely different plane to those teams that try to shoot and score goals. Instead we’re more interested in taking the route of passing it between the keeper and centre backs until things get dicey and then hoofing the ball up the pitch directly to the opposition. Sooner or later the football world will catch up with us and realise that goals are an outdated concept and the number of completed passes at the back before a hoof is how matches should be scored in the future. There was a really encouraging period in the second half where I think we had a shot that could have gone in but let’s not be greedy though and instead keep waiting for that scoring rule change. Actually, we really overindulged in this match by having four shots on target, more than in our previous three games combined. It’s a shame as we were scoring for fun in the warm up but somehow it seems like we’re not as good when there is someone trying to get in the way and stop the ball. If we could remove the opposition from the pitch completely I think we might even have a chance of scoring even two or three!

Hasebe finally went with a back three in this match. I can’t really say what was going on further up the pitch though. Even though we had Miura and Yamahara as wing backs Hasebe seemed to also play Wakizaka and OSA wide too with only Erison up front. Like I said, I couldn’t really see and have no intention of watching even a minute of this match again. Maybe it tightened things up at the back a bit, (we did still concede obviously), but unsurprisingly didn’t help with us being shit at making chances. In the second half Hasebe threw a few things at the wall but even though we had Romanic, Wakizaka, Kanda, Ito and Marcinho up front we still looked light on numbers and absolutely idea free. Marcinho’s having a bad year. He’s not played particularly well when he’s started, (of course this is not in any way limited only to him), so Hasebe hoping he’ll be the magical solution from the bench is a bit optimistic. As soon as they made changes they started looking dangerous. And when you have a dangerous looking opposition and your own team is flapping around doing not much at all, I guess it’s inevitable which way the game will go. Was quite irritating though. But utterly deserved. So what’s the reason behind us being so relentlessly awful week after week, dropping us slowly down the table? Is Hasebe trying to engineer a play off game against Avispa? Or is he thinking he’ll try to get a third consecutive eighth place finish without realising we’re in a league with ten and not twenty teams this time round? Whichever way you look at it, the season really can’t finish soon enough as far as I and I guess many others are concerned.

Hey ho, there’s always next year, right? At the end of the game there was no booing but there was a bit of shouting from the supporters to the players, which I always think is pretty stupid. I don’t think this was particularly deserved. Equally, I don’t think the large amount of fans singing the players off the pitch was deserved either. I think everyone collectively doing a big tut, shrugging the shoulders and then leaving the stadium would have had quite a dramatic effect. I know the players don’t want to be shit, but supporters telling them how to play or that they should care more must be quite irritating for them. Much better for us all to have a huff I think. This was for the most part a game where both teams seemed to be trying to fail to score but eventually one team failed to fail to score. With a tiny change of fortunes it could easily have been 1-0 to us and people would be celebrating. Would be nice if we could somehow have just a little bit of excitement in our football though, wouldn’t it? Maybe Hasebe will try four centre backs and two wing backs next time. Eventually one of those panicked hoofs will go in and we’ll be keeping things so tight through our eight at the back that we will win a game. In conclusion, this was our fourth shit game in a row. And the one before them wasn’t that good either. I don’t know if it’s the meaninglessness of the fixtures or something else, but I am really getting to the stage where I really don’t give a shit. The thought of going to this match this morning just seemed like a chore. There was clearly not going to be anything fun about it. It’s now basically a strange kind of job where you have to pay to do it and it manages to combine frustration with making you sad. Yet you keep on paying and doing it. Only two games left. Thank fuck for that!

Next up Machida at home next Sunday. In the same way that this shitty match was made more interesting by standing in an unfamiliar area, I intend to liven up the next match by walking there from home, stopping at a couple of breweries on the way. You know, have got to try to keep things interesting, right? Maybe I’ll be able to get either so drunk or so tried that I may be able to sleep through part of the game. I suspect that if I do, I won’t be missing much.

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
MF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento 
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 13. MIURA Sota
FW 34. OSA Ryuki
FW 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
FW 9. ERISON

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya (on for OSA 46')
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for TACHIBANADA 85')

DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
MF 23. MARCINHO (on for YAMAMOTO 80')
DF 30. NODA Hiroto
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke

FW 38. KANDA Soma (on for MARUYAMA 85')
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC (on for ERISON 64')

Man of the match

Man of the match section is on strike. I demand something even slightly interesting to give me more clarity in who I should give it to and will refuse to announce it till they bow to my demands.

 

Goals

HOSOYA (Kashiwa) 73' 1-0

Highlights
 

Vs Tokyo Verdy (home) 6/5/26 J League East match 15

 Kawasaki Frontale 1 - 0 Tokyo Verdy

I know it’s not very edifying to be the guy who moans after a win, so I’ll try to avoid that as much as possible, but there is definitely a case to made for our run of awful performances continuing in this match. Of course this definitely wasn’t as bad as the FC Tokyo or Urawa games, but if Brodersen hadn’t made a couple of important saves and Wakizaka’s shot hadn’t gone in, this could easily have been another dull as ditchwater shitty game. Actually, there’s definitely a case to be made that it was exactly that. In the previous two games we had three shots on target in 180 minutes, so one shot on target every hour. Astonishingly this stat has got even worse after another extremely blunt 90 minutes. So now we have one shot on target around every 70 minutes. It’s truly turgid stuff. Exactly the same problems are still evident and Hasebe rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic with his tiny shuffling of players, (which was in part enforced by Erison’s suspension), seems a pretty inefficient response to us being in pretty bad shape. Like the spoilt child that I am at heart, I approached this game with an attitude of ‘I’ll sing if you give me something to sing about’. I ended the game without having to trouble my vocal cords whatsoever. Maybe the win has taken the pressure off the players and the manager a bit, but the truth is it will all come piling back on as soon as we have our next shocker. Clearly the morale of the team isn’t helping things and perhaps you could say we just need to get a couple of lucky breaks and then things will swing in our favour. But the truth is we haven’t been particularly unlucky this year. You can’t say we’ve been unlucky to lose when we confine ourselves to just one or two shots which even have the slightest chance of going in per match. It’s clear that we need to get this horrible season out of the way as soon as possible. The big worry though is that we’ll start next season with exactly the same plan and things will go exactly the same way. As I have no desire to write much about this match, I’m just going to do a few little bullet points and then get out of here. Much better to put the club and even the entire sport out of our minds until we next have to confront another tedious 90 minutes.

- Hasebe’s name was not sung by the Kazoku in this game. I don’t know how to feel about this, as I was fully intending to not sing it myself but when the main supporter group didn’t even bother with the usual song, it maybe made me feel a bit stupid about my own choices. Definitely Hasebe is not doing a good job. Definitely he needs to do something different. Probably he won’t do something different. I wonder if he noticed. I feel a bit sad that maybe he was waiting for that bit when he stands up and bows to the crowd as his name is sung. I wonder if they’ll sing it on Sunday away at Kashiwa seeing as we won a game. I wonder if anyone apart from me cares either way.

- In the past I’ve moaned about our inability to do anything as soon as we reach the final third of the pitch. We’ve been passing the ball around nicely till then and then apparently come up against an invisible barrier. That is long gone now as we don’t even make it out of our own half with the ball. We pass it around at the back for a while and when things get dicey the ball gets hoofed up the field straight to the opposition keeper or defence. Or the alternative is to hoof it for Marcinho to chase after, win the ball dribble a bit and then mess up the cross or pass. It’s never been his strong point but it seems really off this year. Perhaps a confidence thing. Or maybe because our tactics don’t seem to allow us to attack in any other way than with at most two players at a time. I didn’t think it was possible to make our awful tactics even more ineffective and dull, but it seems to have happened. In this match we didn’t even have the usual recent fleeting attempt to play with two up front which I feel has something in it, but that thing hasn’t really ben discovered yet. Probably the big palm into the face moment in this match was when Wakizaka was moved to the right, where he never plays well, (and that’s saying something considering how bad he’s been for most of this year), without us even doing the two up front thing. When you consider quite how many different options we might have when it comes to ways to play, it is completely bizarre how we seem to judiciously avoid anything that might have a chance of being interesting and instead seem obsessed with attempting every tiny variation of something that probably won’t work.

A photo perfectly encapsulating this thrilling game

- We had the ref exchange program thing happening again so had a ref and a linesman from Poland. Presumably the other linesman was chosen for his English speaking ability because it certainly couldn’t have been for his ability to keep up with play and give accurate offside decisions. I don’t have much to say about the ref except that it seemed weird to me that shoving someone in the back was ok but a shoulder to shoulder challenge was not ok. I thought the opposite was true, but as I never tire of saying, I don’t really know anything. Kasahara was on VAR so obviously we were never going to get anything from him. I think we had a good shout for a penalty around 20 minutes for a handball but Kasahara turned it down without suggesting the ref have a look. Maybe he couldn’t remember the English words ‘check’, ‘monitor’ or ‘handball’.

- Osa started a game for the first time. This meant Ito was on the bench and he didn’t even get brought on. Ozeki back on the bench was a very welcome thing. I thought it would be classic 2026 Frontale if he’d been brought on too early from his return from injury and got injured again. Thankfully that didn’t seem to happen. At this stage though, I don’t think we can really say that our problem is not having or not playing the right players. Sure we’ve still got loads of injuries, but as long as we are sticking with the tactics that generate one shot on target every 67 minutes and five shots in total in 90 minutes, I don’t think it really matters who’s on the field and where they are. 

So an amazing win against a Tokyo Verdy team who only changed seven players from their last starting line up. Clearly they thought we were there for the taking and they were absolutely right. But somehow we sneaked it. We now only have Kashiwa away, Machida home and Mito away left this season. Oh and then the thrilling playoff game against the similarly placed team in the West section. Of course the game between the first placed teams has some significance. Maybe 10th vs 10th also carries some weight as no one wants to be officially the worst team in J1. But don’t underestimate how much passion there will be in the 8th vs 8th game. Or the 5th vs 5th game. So much to play for! So much excitement! I had serious doubts about this league format from the start and the fact that we’ve been rubbish hasn’t helped when it comes to my enthusiasm. I’m really looking forward to the off season as it’s the only time I can be sure that we won’t be playing terribly. 15 games into this season, we’ve only kept three clean sheets. We’ve not strung together more than two wins in a row. It’s been pretty grim stuff. The only thing that’s up for debate is which of the shocking games was the worst. It says a lot that there are plenty of contenders for that title. Hopefully the remaining three games won’t add to that list.

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento 
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 34. OSA Ryuki
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi (on for YAMAHARA 76')
MF 16. OZEKI Yuto (on for OSA 89')
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for YAMAMOTO 89')

DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
MF 24. MIYAGI Ten (on for MARCINHO 68')
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke

FW 38. KANDA Soma (on for ROMANIC 76')

Man of the match

I honestly can’t be bothered. 

 

Goals

WAKIZAKA (Frontale) 73' 1-0

Highlights
 

Vs FC Tokyo (away) 2/5/26 J League East match 14

FC Tokyo 2 - 0 Kawasaki Frontale 

Well that was shit, wasn’t it? Maybe not quite as bad as against Urawa but pretty close. And at least in the Urawa game we had two shots on target. In this one we managed just one. Three shots on target in 180 minutes of football. Truly woeful stuff. And still Hasebe seems to think we’re making progress. His post match comments are top level gaslighting at this stage. He says our defence is slowly improving, apparently unaware that we’re still conceding goals for fun. He says we need to improve our attacking. No shit! Don’t forget his intention when he arrived was to tighten up our defence a touch and keep the exciting attacking. He’s done the opposite with both of those things. And apparently hasn’t really noticed. I know this season is a pointless waste of time but it would be nice if we weren’t playing like we had that at the forefront of our minds. An attack every now and then would be nice. And it’s not as if Hasebe is using the opportunity of having a pointless season to try some things out. Even the slightest tweak is immediately erased and we return to the same old crap. The booing at the end of the game spoke volumes. I don’t particularly like to boo, but on this occasion I did. You could argue that it’s the fault of the manager rather than the players, but there definitely are some of them that are stealing a living at the moment. As I’m currently on a train and won’t be home till shortly before the next match, this post will be quite threadbare till I have time to add the usual bits. But let’s be honest, I don’t think anyone wants to read much about another shitty game, so I think it doesn’t really matter. 

A few words about this travesty. Hasebe did exactly what I hoped he would after the Urawa debacle. He switched to 4-4-2 and dropped Wakizaka. Sadly in a Trump rivalling U-turn, he brought Wakizaka on at half time. And also Marcinho, who let’s be honest, has really struggled recently. So two of our most ineffective players against Urawa were supposed to come on and turn the game around. Marcinho isn’t having a good year. At the moment he only seems to be able to run fast and occasionally successfully dribble, but his passing and crossing are awful right now. I wish I could be so positive about Wakizaka, whose main contribution seems to be giving the ball away stupidly to start dangerous  opposition attacks. Hasebe did the right thing to leave them out, but you know, HACO, Hasebe Always Chickens Out. His response to us not setting the world on fire after trying something slightly different for 45 minutes is to go back to the old way which has failed for most of this year and last year. Such is his skill-sapping influence that I think if he took charge of the most successful top league moneybags team in any country, he could probably have them in non-league within just a few years. Shortly after their fourth successive relegation was confirmed he’d probably comment that their defence is steadily improving. I think our squad is pretty good, so it takes a really special manager to get so little out of them and make the football they are playing so unappealing.  

Erison and Kanda up front seemed like a strange choice. It looked like they hadn’t even met before, let alone played together. Miyagi was on the wing again and underwhelmed again. He had a great game when he played up front but clearly that was a bit too daring for H(ACO) so he has never been played there since. Last year, Ito, fresh from a disappointing European stint was keen to impress and was on fire. But don’t worry H(ACO) has now squashed all of that out of him. Both of these players got 45 minutes and then were replaced by Wakizaka and Marcinho. Wakizaka on the wing never works but still it’s H(ACO)‘s answer if the formation we’re playing doesn’t suit Wakizaka. And no worries anyway, Wakizaka will wander across the field anyway, meaning that one of our strikers ends up on the wing. All good, as long as Wakizaka gets what he wants and can move into more central areas to wave his arms, tell people what to do whilst doing nothing himself other than giving the ball away to start dangerous opposition attacks. We’re fucking shit! We spent about a whole minute camped in their box in control of the ball and failed to even have a single shot instead just moving the ball from side to side presumably waiting for the defenders to get bored and get out of the way to avoid prolonging the tedium. I just don’t understand what the game plan is. I suspect there maybe isn’t one. 

There’s no point me writing any smart arse comments about the opposition. I can’t even be bothered to write about the shit ref. It’s all down to Hasebe and he’s almost certainly not the man to sort the situation out. The board seem to be equally or perhaps even more useless, so don’t expect anything to change on the managerial front. As long as the club keeps making money the club president Yoshida is happy. He is a businessman with absolutely no understanding of football. I wish he’d fuck off back to Fujitsu where his talents might be more appreciated. Our president doesn’t understand football, our manager doesn’t seem to be able to manage and our players have lost the ability to play. And this all is kind of understandable, because as a supporter, I’m losing any enthusiasm for supporting. I don’t have any problem with losing to better teams. I have a big problem with us losing every match before a ball has even been kicked because the game plan is so stupid and the manager seems to be incapable of motivating anyone. If he hasn’t lost the changing room, he really should have done by now. Someone needs to say something. Or are the players being gaslit too?  

Even when we’ve won this year it has more often than not been luckily. Great players are becoming shit players and there still seems to be the feeling that we should just say ‘oh well, let’s move on and support even more in the next match’. Considering the shit we’ve been put through by a string of awful games we should really be reacting in a way that isn’t just shrugging our shoulders and looking forward. If I succeed in getting a ticket for the Mito game I will have seen every fucking minute of this awful season and I feel that rather than unconditionally giving my support for every subsequent game I should be getting a handwritten apology from the club and some payment for the massive amount of wasted time and effort. Think of all the more exciting things we could have done instead of watching these matches. We could have counted how many grains of rice there are in a 5kg bag. We could have unfurled and then rerolled a Costco bumper size pack of toilet paper. We could have reread every one of these awful blog posts and counted how many times I’ve used the word ‘shit’. All of these things currently sound more appealing prospects than watching another turgid 90 minutes of so called football. But as I’m an idiot, I’ll go to the next game.  

Next up Tokyo Verdy at home on Wednesday. The away leg was a shockingly boring game and since then we’ve absolutely regressed so expect an absolute rotter. If there was any justice, Hasebe would start the match with a completely different team from the ones who’ve started the last two matches. I want to see Hayashi, Kan, Noda, Mochiyama. And some of the players who have been in and out and have been doing their best. But the problem is that we can’t drop the manager so we’d still be shit. It’s going to be 4-2-3-1 again with the usual players, isn’t it? Two shots on target against Urawa, one in this match, so presumably on Wednesday we’ll fail to hit the target even once. But we’ll still get the post match comments saying how we’re improving defensively, in spite of conceding five. Maybe I’ll take a book to read and some noise cancelling headphones. That way it won’t have been a complete waste of time. 

Team 

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento
MF 19. KAWAHARA So
MF 24. MIYAGI Ten
FW 9. ERISON (Yellow card 66')
FW 38. KANDA Soma

Subs

GK 21. HAYASAKA Yuki
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki (on for TACHIBANADA 79')
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto (on for ITO 46')

DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
MF 23. MARCINHO (on for MIYAGI 46')
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke

MF 34. OSA Ryuki (on for ERISON 87')
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC (on for KANDA 57')

Man of the match

There wasn’t one.

 

Goals

SATO (FC Tokyo) 41' 1-0
NOZAWA (FC Tokyo) 56' 2-0

Highlights

Vs Urawa Reds (away) 29/4/26 J League East match 13

Urawa Reds 2 - 0 Kawasaki Frontale 

As predicted in the last post we followed up two wins in a row with a defeat against a team who had lost seven games in a row. Good old Frontale! Always there to help out a team who are in hopeless form by giving them an easy three points! It was a bit sneaky of them to invoke the new manager bounce by sacking their old guy a few days before this match. I’m starting to think that I wouldn’t mind us giving the new manager bounce a go too. Two wins in a row covered up two pretty mediocre-at-best performances, both of which swung our way through late goals. I know it’s tedious to hear people moaning about their team being shit when they’ve won, so I apologise for doing that in the last couple of posts, but I’m sure you’ll forgive me as clearly the shitness that was there in those match in the form of a little tickle in the back of throat and occasional cough has now developed into a full blown flu of cackiness. Golden week has started with possibly our worst performance of the season (so far). And don’t forget this was a season which included us losing 5-0 to YFM. As I have now nice plans for Golden Week, (which are presumably going to be interrupted by a couple more shitty games), I have no desire to prolong this any more than I have to. The next two posts will probably appear in a very rough and unadorned way as I’ll be traveling. I’ll post the moaning but I’ll add all the details at a later date. The thought of this is already pretty off-putting.

Atrocious Frontale -

Seven shots in the whole match! Only one save necessary from their keeper. And we started quite brightly. But it was our old friend ‘attack and pass till you get close to their goal and then don’t bother shooting’ who was very much in evidence again. I should have know the match was going to go badly when our first shot was blocked by one of our own players. That was probably about as close as we came to scoring. Right from the start the ref was awful, and was clearly not going to book anyone unless he really had to, basically clearing the way for a full on Urawa assault on our players. But don’t get me wrong, although the ref was absolutely awful, (equally the linesman, who forgot to do the part of his job that related to watching the line and seeing if the ball crosses it), it wasn’t him that cost us the game. It was Hasebe. 

In the past I’ve said Hasebe hasn’t come up with anything new to stake his claim on the team. I now realise this was incorrect. I was wondering why Romanic was starting every game over Erison. Sure, he scored so deserved to keep his spot. But then he didn’t score and still kept his spot. In this game it all became clear to me. Hasebe is actually a tactical innovator extraordinaire. He’s come up with a wild and refreshing plan, (which I incorrectly described as moving the ball forward more quickly in the last post), which involves us hoofing the ball forward to Romanic at every opportunity as quickly as possible. He usually wins the ball, sometimes manages to keep it, sometimes manages to pass it to a team mate, but more often than not, perhaps due to the speed and distance of the hoofing, is unable to do anything with the ball as it’s only him who’s past the half way line, and he’s surround by defenders. This would account for us having only 29% possession and two shots, both off target, in the first half. And don’t forget this was a half we started quite brightly! So a terrible first half when you looked at the 35 minutes that preceded half time. So what did our great leader do at half time? Apparently fuck all other than further demotivate our players. Once again we got nothing going at all until we we’d used most of our subs, had thrown Hasebe’s tactics away and the players were just doing what they wanted. His subs were weird again, Hasebe, as ever, being totally committed to keeping Wakizaka on the pitch, even if it meant playing him on the right wing where he’s not very good or in defensive midfield, where he’s not very good. To be fair to Hasebe though, Wakizaka has also been not very good in his preferred and normal position this year. Hasebe’s response to us going 2-0 down was to bring on Kawahara for Ito. Don’t worry, Wakizaka will cover it! Miyagi didn’t make it onto the pitch till the 83rd minute. Kanda sat on the bench again. 

 

But Hasebe would probably point to the massive improvement in our stats in the second half, right? We had five shots in the second compared to two in the first. Bravo! We had one shot on target compared to none in the first. Bravo! We had 54% possession compared to 26% in the first. Bravo! We conceded two goals compared to one in the first…. oh. But don’t for a moment think that this defensive frailty was anything to do with us going all out attack. This is just the awful football that is Hasebe Frontale. Occasionally we squeak a result to paper over the cracks. But sooner or later those cracks are gaping again, and Hasebe probably would also think that Wakizaka would be the man for the job if you had an issue with your interior decorating. Every game starts with us having a dodgy half with Hasebe’s first choice players, formation and tactics. Sometimes we scrabble together a result by just flinging everything at the wall late on and hoping something sticks. And then Hasebe takes any positive result as confirmation that he should start the next game in exactly the same way, ignoring the fact that nothing normally happens till he abandons his plans. 

 

Poor old Hasebe. I’m sure he doesn’t want to be this terrible at his job. I’m sure he can’t feel great about being tactically outsmarted by someone who has never managed a professional game before. I’m sure he much rather still be somewhere where people thought he was doing a good job. To be honest I’d much rather he was somewhere where people thought he was doing a good job. Because presumably that would mean he was no longer our manager. It seems pretty clear to me that he’s not going to change anything. Every slight ray of hope where he slightly changes something is immediately extinguished by reverting to the same old shit as soon as possible. Maybe we should experiment in the next game by playing the game in reverse, starting the match with the players and lack of tactics that we finish games with. It would certainly be more interesting and would probably be more effective. Hopefully by half time we might have scored and then he could suck the life and enjoyment out of the match through one of his half time team talks and us reverting to utter dullness in the second half with him bringing on his subs to build his usual starting line up might result in us not conceding so many. Then after the match he can give his pre match motivational team talk which hopefully the players will have forget by the time the next match comes around. Some might say that if we fire him we have no one to replace him with. I’d suggest that right now his influence is purely a negative one and that without him, we’d be doing a lot better. Sorry, Hasebe, but I think your time is up.

Despicable opposition - 

It wouldn’t be right for me to post about an Urawa game without taking at least a few potshots at them. Their fans were it seemed VERY VERY UPSET with the club before the game. No big flags, no banners with increasingly weird ways of describing the male youthfulness of their fan groups, (Zut alors, pas de garçons! Bof!), the briefest of chanting when their players came out. They weren’t a happy bunch because they definitely believe they deserve to be at the top of the league and winning every game 15-0. (Sorry guys, you can’t play us every week. Other teams will put up a bit more resistance). So not happy at all, but they were still very happy to boo us. This is because they are oh so very fearsome and a really naughty bunch. As I work in Urawa and speak to a lot of …Urawans (?), I take issue with their ‘Pride of Urawa’ flag. Their team is absolutely not the pride of Urawa. I can guarantee that if I survey my classes the overwhelming winner of the pride of Urawa contest will be Urawa Parco. I reckon there were probably more people in Parco than were in the stadium too. I reckon I might join them when this fixture comes round next time. It’s certainly a lot easier to get to and even if I just emptied the contents of my wallet down the toilet in Parco I think I’d probably have a more satisfying and enjoyable experience than I would going to the Saitama Stadium. At least in a normal season where we’re playing awfully we get to go to some interesting places. This year I’ve spent way too many hours I’ll never get back in stadiums having a horrible time and then only being able to return home through those horrible wastelands that surround those horrible teams stadiums, rather than go out and see something interesting. This year, the trips are shit, the football’s shit, the experience is shit and most of all we are shit. 

WOW!

I’ll keep this brief and ever so slightly cryptic. Mikuriya is a turd of a referee so he definitely gets a share of this. He’s not corrupt or crooked or anything, he’s just useless. The other person who takes this is perhaps a lot closer to home. I don’t think there can be any doubt as to why we were so awful, so the person who orchestrated that has to get a share of the spoils.


Next up, who gives a shit? (It’s FC Tokyo away on Saturday). Maybe in that game we might be able to have more than one shot on target if we’re really lucky. I never want us to lose a game, but with Kashima losing on this match day, (whenever they lose we always lose it seems, regardless of whether we are challenging them in any way or are nowhere near them. To be fair though, we are losing quite often recently, so maybe that skews things a little), it’s not going to upset me in the slightest if they wallop us. It might be one step closer to Kashima not coming first in this shitty competition, and it could also move us one step closer to perhaps a managerial change. I will be there, but will be deep in holiday mode. Nothing will be able to bring me down. Well, perhaps apart from another useless ref. But I’m determined not to let another inevitably rotten performance ruin the rest of my Golden Week. This seems to be a much healthier way to approach all of these kind of things. Phew. 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 22. Filip UREMOVIC
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento 
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi (on for UREMOVIC 61')
FW 9. ERISON (on for ROMANIC 61')
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for ITO 74')

MF 24. MIYAGI Ten (on for TACHIBANADA 83')
DF 30. NODA Hiroto
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke

MF 34. OSA Ryuki (on for MARCINHO 61')

FW 38. KANDA Soma

Man of the match

Not a fucking chance of anyone getting this. 

 

Goals

MATHEUS SAVIO (Urawa) 54' 1-0
KOMORI (Urawa) 71' 2-0

Highlights

Vs JEF United (home) 25/4/26 J League East match 12

 

Kawasaki Frontale 2 - 1 JEF Utd  

Two wins in a row! Two wins in a row! The fact that it’s the first time we’ve done this and we’re already two thirds of the way through this mini season speaks volumes about how inconsistent and generally not very good we’ve been this year. But that's all changed now, right? Well, we’ll see. This wasn’t exactly a riveting game. Actually scratch that. This was a horrendously dull game for the most part. At least from our point of view. But at least we won. This blog post is going to be short because this game was pretty bad.

First half - 

The stats don’t exactly back me up on this, but it felt to me that we pretty much dominated the first half. The early goal maybe created this feeling of domination. And we had a lot of possession. At the same time they probably had the more dangerous chances. In these situations I often say ‘I hope we don’t regret not taking some of these chances’. We almost did. However, the thing that I actually did regret was not being more positive about the first half as the second have was so bad. When we scored early it looked like we could go on and get a few, but I can’t really remember any other decent opportunities. 

Second half - 

We didn’t have a shot till the 87th minute! It seemed like we needed their equaliser for us to get going. It was pretty dull and uneventful stuff. It probably wasn’t till about the 75 minute mark that I realised that we’d done nothing in the second half. It wasn’t terrible, it just was… nothing... and clearly I was getting distracted by thinking about more exciting things like… doing the washing up or taking the rubbish out. But thankfully we got a winner. A cruel person might say that JEF took the tactical decision to leave Marcinho in loads of space right in front of the goal knowing that he’d probably miss the target or lose the ball. But he didn’t! Lovely! That's about all there is to say really. It wasn’t very exciting, which was perfectly fitting for a match of the insignificance it had. 


Any other business - 

Sasaki back on the beach and on the pitch is a very welcome thing. And it seems to have coincided with Matsunagane running out of steam slightly. So now he can maybe have a rest and, whisper it, we might have at least one alternative option in some positions at the back. Was also good to Hayashi getting some more minutes after his previous spirit crushing appearance against YFM. Was surprised to see him play at left back, (or maybe it was on the left side of a back three. It didn't really look like it), but he did pretty well I thought.

We seemed to have a bit more urgency about us in this match. Lots of one touch passes, moving the ball forward quicker and hoofing clearances when necessary in contrast to the constant fucking around on the ball that was very evident against YFM. But still we can’t quite turn attacks into actual shots which can be frustrating, but on this occasion was just witheringly dull.

Yeah honestly not much else to say. Don’t even have a WOW! this time. It was all a bit of a boring blur. And I came to the game straight from work so I was completely alcohol free so can’t say that my senses were in any way dulled by anything other than the (some might say) pretty but (I certainly would say) pointless stuff on the pitch. Next up Urawa who continued their awful run at the weekend. So basically an absolutely nailed on defeat for us. We always seem willing to do them a favour for some reason. When they were in a bit of a mess last year with their supporters turning against them, we turned up and shipped five goals. In this next match, it doesn’t matter in the slightest what the result will be, much like in that game last year. Everything’s pointing to us losing, isn’t it? Fucking hell. Perhaps I’ll have something to get a bit more involved with in that match though, and I suspect there definitely will be a WOW! 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 13. MIURA Sota
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento 
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
MF 24. MIYAGI Ten (Yellow card 90')
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
DF 5. SASAKI Asahi (on for MIURA 56')
FW 9. ERISON (on for ROMANIC 80')

MF 15. MYOGAN Toya
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for ITO 63')
MF 23. MARCINHO (Yellow card 90') (on for MIYAGI 63')

DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke (on for MATSUNAGANE 80')

MF 34. OSA Ryuki 

FW 38. KANDA Soma

Man of the match

Dull, dull, dull. So you’d probably imagine that I’m not going to give this to anyone. But no! There was a clear winner….

MIYAGI Ten - did alright on that he pitch but he gets it for getting a yellow card after being subbed for jumping into the crowd with Marcinho to celebrate the goal. Bravo!

 

Goals

YAMAMOTO (Frontale) 5' 1-0
ISHIO (JEF) 85' 1-1
MARCINHO (Frontale) 89' 2-1

Highlights

 

Vs Yokohama F Marinos (away) 18/4/26 J League East match 11

 

Yokohama F Marinos 1 - 2 Kawasaki Frontale  

I should start this post with some background explanation. I was quite hungover for this match. I could make some claims for the restorative power of a win against one of your team’s most despicable rivals as the result and perhaps the way it came about definitely gave my spirits and body a boost. But at the same time, if that late winner hadn’t gone in it would have been a very different result, (for my health I mean. Obviously it would have been a different result for the game). Naturally, winning 2-1 at your rivals’ stadium doesn’t make up for us getting hammered by them at our big showpiece National Stadium event. Presumably everyone at the club knew we wouldn’t be able to win 6-0 so instead went for the more achievable late winner option, which although not reaching the trauma inflicting heights of a massive defeat, probably stings a lot more than something like a comfortable 2-0 win with all the goals coming in the first half. That is what this season has come to now. We have nothing to play for other than hopefully making rival fans miserable. Oh, and maybe giving some youngsters some pitch time. I hope I can enjoy some of both of these things over the next few weeks. Given that this match was for the most part, pretty shitty, and given that I had a hangover, please excuse the lack of any kind of insight or any real effort in the writing of this post. I’m sure you’d expect nothing less.

Us - 

‘Why change a winning team even if it was the subs that won the game?’ said I, after Hasebe made his team selection for the Kashima defeat. I could say something similar for this match, as aside from bringing Romanic in for Erison, Hasebe went with the same line up and tactics again. So maybe it would be more accurate to say something like ‘why change a… team?’ Win or lose we keep going with the same things. But this is probably not massively surprising as after hearing some things from my friend who watched a recent training session, it could well be the case that these are pretty much the only fit players we have at the moment. Which is quite worrying! The players we might most be hoping to have a swift return from injury weren’t training at all, which suggests the road back to us being full strength will be a long one. With that in mind you have to temper any massive criticisms of Hasebe I suppose. Also, it’s not him who is missing so many of our chances. At the same time, it does seem a bit weird that he is apparently so wedded to starting every match the same way, and always ignores the fact that we are playing a different system when we score most of our goals and play our most exciting football. I suppose there is more to it than I’m saying, but it seems a bit baffling to me why we keep doing the same thing. Well, baffling if you don’t consider the Wakizaka issue. In this match when we switched formation he ended up on the wing. It doesn’t suit him and we had people on the bench who could play there but it seems that it’s just not the done thing to drop Wakziaka or to even substitute him unless we’re in injury time. Even though he seemed to suggest that the reason we lost against Machida was because he wasn’t in the squad, I can’t really see what he’s adding at the moment. This was the second match in a row that his mistake directly lead to an opposition goal. Go on Hasebe, give it a go without him just for a game or two and see what happens. At times it seems like Hasebe is very risk averse. Maybe so risk averse that he’s the kind of guy who’d wear a full inflated life jacket whilst feeding the ducks at the knee-deep village pond. But hang on, we won this match so I shouldn’t be so negative. As I said above, this was far from being a good performance. Both teams seemed determined to drag the opposition to ever lower depths. We had some more shots on target than usual but a significant proportion of them were reminiscent of softly hit back passes. But we scored twice! And both of our strikers scored! And scoring in the eighth minute of the five that had been added on was extremely entertaining. Sometimes it’s not so important to win in style. It’s far more important to just win and this result gives us a decent opportunity to pick up consecutive wins for the first time this season. Our next game is at home against bottom placed JEF so surely this is our best chance? Well maybe our best chance alongside the second game of the season where we faced JEF away, after seemingly being able to score for fun against Kashiwa, and struggled to even have a shot. So let’s not get too carried away, eh? No midweek game will give us the opportunity to get some platers back from injury, but like I said, don’t expect any of them to be the bigger names, most of whom didn’t train at all last week, so clearly still have a long way to go. But at least we can go into that game with a smile on our faces after the late winner in this match. Lovely!

Them -

People will I’m sure know that I’m not a big fan of our salty neighbours YFM. When I recently decided to somewhat immaturely place all of the J1 teams into groups depending on how much I disliked them, YFM were of course a no-brainer for being in the most dislikable group. Considering they are having another dodgy season it’s a bit of a shame that there’s no relegation in this mini season. At the same time, given how up and down we are, that might actually be a good thing. You might have thought that after they walloped us in our ‘home’ fixture, they would have come into this match with some more confidence and a belief that they could beat us again. I certainly thought they probably would. But instead it seemed like they spent the whole match trying to play for penalties. I guess this makes sense as I think it’s become clear that penalties might not be our strength. There was so much play acting in this match for injuries that YFM players required the stretcher to be brought onto the field four times. Naturally, only one player actually used it, as by the time they’d rolled around on the floor kicking the pitch and grizzling for a few minutes, more often than not they’d wasted the requisite amount of time. Their goalkeeper hung on to the ball for way over the allowed amount of time, each time the ref presumably forgetting to start counting, and when he finally remembered to start, waved his arms in such a dramatic wide ranging way that clearly his seconds were lasting much longer than the seconds we are used to in the real world. They also seemed to have set up the pitch to make things as difficult for us as they possibly could, (of course this is perfectly acceptable). At times it looked like we were playing with a rugby shaped bouncy ball instead of a football given the weird-angled and massive boings we were getting. At half time there was a perfunctory watering of first few meters of one side of the pitch, so it clearly was a tactic. But still they couldn’t defeat the mighty Frontale. (Well, apart from that last time when they smashed us). YFM were pretty shitty. As were we. But thankfully they were shittier. I think they’d spent all week with training sessions practicing falling over and rolling on the floor, occasionally interspersed by a drill where they raised their arms in unison, pleading to the linesman for absolutely clearly non-existent offsides. Perhaps in keeping with their horrible form it shouldn’t be a surprise that the stadium was so empty. We helped play our part in the emptiness as there were clearly a lot fewer of our fans than in previous seasons. I guess people have got fed up with watching shitty football in a half season that is ultimately pointless for all but one of the teams. But hang on you say, this format ensures lots of thrilling local derbies. (Hmmmm, apparently not enough of a draw for this match). I’d love a nice away trip but instead all we get is games at stadiums I’ve seen us play at numerous times before. Even the two newly promoted teams in the East section don’t present new or interesting trips for us as we’ve played both of them away in fairly recent times. I guess the real excitement will come when the two leagues combine at the end of the season. The really important games will come where over a two-legged thrilling tie, we finally discover the answer to the crucial questions like who exactly are the fifteenth and sixteenth best teams in the league. I am hanging on with my fingers crossed that we’ll get a nice trip from our final league position. I suspect though that these cup finals to decide ninth spot might not be the big draw for most people that the league thinks. So maybe attendances are going to drop even further over then next few games. Our away trip to FC Tokyo isn’t selling particularly well, I’ve heard. Tamagawa Classico? More like Tamagawa Couldn’t Give a Tossico. Hmmmm, that could have worked a bit better, but it’ll do.

I’ll finish this section with a little wish that YFM improve slightly over the course of the next few games. I think it’s very important that they finish the year in mid table as I’d hate for them to have a terrible season and end up making wholesale changes in preparation for a season where they could get relegated. Far better to have a little mini recovery to make them think that all is right in their garden and then collapse massively next season. And don’t be sad Marinos fans. You may have lost four out of the last five, but at least you’re not Urawa who’ve lost six in a row now. The two teams in the shittest of forms actually play each other next. I’m sure that game’s going to be a cracker…

WOW! - 

You would have thought there would haver been plenty of options for this given the opposition, but one guy in the stadium was never going to let this award elude him. Kamimura was in charge again after we had him for our away game at Kashima. In that blog post I mentioned his bizarre concept of time, his absolute bat shit inconsistency and his bizarre interpretation of the rules of the game. All were once again evident in this match. He was just all over the place when it came to making decisions. The thing that took the biscuit though was the phantom free kick he gave when a Marinos played twisted his ankle with absolutely zero contact. It happens around 35 minutes in the first half and is worth a watch for anyone who thinks that being a ref is difficult but that they generally do a good job. It seemed that he had been informed of how bad the decision was given that from the resulting free kick, he immediately blew for a free kick to us. But if you then consider that he’s covering up one erroneous decision by making another one, it just all becomes a bit of a joke. And presumably if they’d shot from the free kick and scored, he wouldn’t have been able to rule the goal out. Perhaps I should embrace the absolute shitness of the J League refs and see it as just another aspect of the match day entertainment. It’s tough to do this though as more often than not they are absolutely infuriating. But it’s great to have such a clear cut example of quite how bad the officiating in this league is. Kamimura, throw yourself in the bin.

So, as stated above, next up, JEF at home. It would be nice if we weren’t quite so gutless in next week’s match as we were in the away game. It’s funny looking back on that match now as although it did deflate the excitement from the previous big win, it did feel like it could be just a blip. As it has turned out, that game was a perfect encapsulation of our season, in that  it was pretty low on excitement with most of our football being absolutely pointless. Fingers crossed we can improve on that game and keep the good feelings gained in this match going. After that we’ve got a couple of games in a week. How nice it is that we get to cerebrate Golden Week by heading to the absolute wasteland of the Saitama stadium…. That’s a trip to really get the juices flowing, isn’t it?

 

 

Team 

GK 49. Svend BRODERSEN
DF 29. YAMAHARA Reon
DF 28. MARUYAMA Yuichi
DF 2. MATSUNAGANE Yuto
DF 13. MIURA Sota 
MF 8. TACHIBANADA Kento 
MF 6. YAMAMOTO Yuki
MF 17. ITO Tatsuya
MF 14. WAKIZAKA Yasuto
MF 23. MARCINHO
FW 91. Lazar ROMANIC

Subs

GK 1. YAMAGUCHI Louis
FW 9. ERISON (Yellow card 90+9') (on for ROMANIC 77')
MF 15. MYOGAN Toya
MF 19. KAWAHARA So (on for YAMAMOTO 86')
MF 24. MIYAGI Ten (on for MARCINHO 46')

DF 27. KAMIHASHI Ryota
DF 32. HAYASHI Shunsuke

MF 34. OSA Ryuki (on for ITO 77')

FW 38. KANDA Soma (on for WAKIZAKA 90+1')

Man of the match

Once again this wasn’t exactly a vintage performance with us only managing eight shots in a game against a team in terrible form, and also seemingly being determined to concede a goal after giving the ball away repeatedly until they could finally manufacture a shot. Both the strikers scored so they could get a look in. But I think as his performances continue to surprise, it has to go to…

TACHIBANADA Kento - seemed destined to be drifting out of contention earlier on in the season but now is consistently our best midfielder and probably the only player in that area who I could say definitely deserves to start every game. Bravo!

 

Goals

ROMANIC (Frontale) 15' 0-1
AMANO (YFM) 45+3' 1-1
ERISON (Frontale) 90+8' 1-2

Highlights